The U.S. is on the verge of a garbage crisis, and the reason might shock you—it’s all because of the legendary rock band Garbage! As the band announced their upcoming album Let All That We Imagine Be the Light, they found themselves in an unexpected war… with American garbage collectors!
🚨 Trash Revolution: American Garbage Collectors Demand Garbage to Change Their Name! 🚨
🚛 “We clean up the streets every single day, and these Scottish rockers have been dragging our name through the mud for 30 years!” fumed Randy Bean, spokesperson for the United Waste Collectors Association (UWCA). “We demand that they stop this nonsense and change their name immediately!”
🚨 America Faces a Trash Crisis! Garbage Under Fire for Their Name 😱
The album title itself has also caused outrage. “What do they mean by ‘light’? We work in the dark, in the early mornings, in the rain! This isn’t just offensive—it’s discrimination!” angry workers claimed.
🗑️ In protest, garbage collectors have threatened to go on strike in cities where Garbage albums are sold. New York is already panicking: if the strike happens, streets will be overflowing with trash, and Garbage fans might have to wade through mountains of waste just to prove their loyalty.
🎸 Meanwhile, drummer Butch Vig has fired back: “We were called Garbage long before your headquarters was more than a shack in the suburbs!” But negotiations remain at a standstill.
Will this feud end in a national sanitation disaster? Stay tuned for updates.
Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could “play the kazoo in four languages.”
Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories.
Chord F. Discord: proving that laughter, much like a poorly tuned ukulele, is truly universal.
