Scientists Report Most Effective Remedy For Male Depression Is An Old Lady At The Store Asking You To Reach Something On A Tall Shelf
U.S. — Several recent studies indicate that the most effective treatment for male depression is an old lady at the…
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The Babylon Bee Guide To The Best Gun For Every Situation
While everyone can agree that guns are awesome (and if you don’t think so, you’re probably gay), it can be…
Trump’s 25% Tariffs On Canada, Mexico Take Effect
Read MoreThe OnionPresident Donald Trump’s 25% taxes on imports from Mexico and Canada went into effect today, the latest salvo…
Search And Rescue Team Responds To Call From Injured Hiker Lost Inside Local IKEA
DRAPER, UT — A search and rescue team was called up to locate a missing hiker who was last seen…
Germany Commits To 100% Electric Vehicle Terror Attacks By 2035
BERLIN — In a plan to deal with what many believe to be its most urgent public safety issue, Germany…
Trump’s Canadian Tariffs Expected To Have Devastating Impact On The Curling Broom Industry
WORLD — With new trade policies officially going into effect, officials warned Prime Minister Justin Trudeau that Donald Trump’s Canadian…
Trump Orders Zelenskyy Be Sent To Bed Without His Supper To Think About What He’s Done
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In yet another embarrassing scolding from U.S. leadership to Ukraine, President Donald Trump ordered President Volodymyr Zelenskyy…
NRA Gives Dead Schoolchildren ‘F’ Rating
Read MoreThe OnionFAIRFAX, VA—Calling the young students “the true enemy of gun rights,” the National Rifle Association reportedly issued an…
🎭 Anora won five Oscars: but that’s a film no one saw except the Academy? 🤔
Sean Baker’s film Anora became the surprise champion of the Oscars, sweeping five major awards. But there’s just one tiny…