9 Dangerous Weapons Being Confiscated By British Police
The British Constable is on the prowl, and he is rounding up dangerous weapons by the minute to keep England…
Day: March 27, 2025
Political Neutrality Of PBS Questioned After New Footage Of Elmo Keying Cybertruck
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Hearings on Capitol Hill took a dramatic turn today, with PBS’s bipartisanship being questioned due to newly…
Cardinals Begin Placing Stickers On Vatican Relics They Want When Pope Francis Dies
Read MoreThe OnionVATICAN CITY—With many remarking that they’d had their eyes on the holy artifacts since they first saw them,…
‘Snow White’ Early Favorite To Dominate Oscars
HOLLYWOOD, CA — Disney’s latest offering, Snow White, is already garnering Oscar buzz after performing terribly at the box office…
Furious Trump Cancels ‘Atlantic’ Subscription After 48 Years
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—In protest of the publication’s coverage of the Signal breach, President Donald Trump announced Thursday that he had…
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TV Show Wraps Up After A Good Run With A Satisfying Finale Leaving No Loose Ends [Satire]
U.S. — Defying all odds, a popular television show has wrapped up with a satisfying finale that leaves no loose…
Food Stamps: Myth Vs. Fact
Read MoreThe OnionMore than 41 million Americans receive monthly benefits through the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program, also known as food…
British Prime Minister Announces Prosecution Of King Arthur For Pulling Dangerous Sword From Stone
LONDON — British PM Keir Starmer has announced that he has directed authorities to prosecute the famous King Arthur for…
🎬 Marvel Planned to Replace Actors with Chairs in “Avengers: Doomsday,” but Wood Costs Were Too High! 🪑
In the world of the film industry, where something incredible happens every day, Marvel has once again surprised everyone. At…
Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Grumbling to himself as he repeatedly dropped the device, U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was reportedly blowing…