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Day: March 8, 2025

This International Women’s Day, The Babylon Bee Honors Eve’s Historic Choice To Plunge The World Into Sin
Babylon Bee

This International Women’s Day, The Babylon Bee Honors Eve’s Historic Choice To Plunge The World Into Sin

FinnMarch 8, 2025

Happy International Women’s Day! Women have done many great things throughout the course of history. That’s why a day has…

Did You Know? You Can Watch The Entire LOTR Extended Edition While Waiting For Bathroom Air Dryer To Dry Your Hands
Babylon Bee

Did You Know? You Can Watch The Entire LOTR Extended Edition While Waiting For Bathroom Air Dryer To Dry Your Hands

FinnMarch 8, 2025

Helpful hint!   Read MoreBabylon Bee FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as…

How Was I Supposed To Know ‘Business Casual’ Didn’t Include An Authentic 101st Airborne Paratrooper’s Uniform?
Babylon Bee

How Was I Supposed To Know ‘Business Casual’ Didn’t Include An Authentic 101st Airborne Paratrooper’s Uniform?

FinnMarch 8, 2025

Is anyone else sick of all these confusing “dress code” terms that get thrown at us at seemingly every networking…

FBI, Justice Department Buildings Briefly Listed For Sale
The Onion

FBI, Justice Department Buildings Briefly Listed For Sale

FinnMarch 8, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe Trump administration briefly listed over 440 federal buildings for sale online before suddenly removing the document, which…

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