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Day: March 1, 2025

8 Demands Trump Has Made Before Zelensky Can Return
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8 Demands Trump Has Made Before Zelensky Can Return

FinnMarch 1, 2025

After flying to D.C. to purportedly sign a mineral rights deal, Ukrainian President Volodomyr Zelensky wound up being kicked out…

Church Bylaws State All Sunday School Classes Must Have One Annoying Guy Who Constantly Starts Off Topic Arguments
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Church Bylaws State All Sunday School Classes Must Have One Annoying Guy Who Constantly Starts Off Topic Arguments

FinnMarch 1, 2025

BRYAN, TX — First Baptist Church of Bryan officially added to their bylaws that all adult Sunday School classes are…

Insult To Injury: Trump Changes Netflix Password And Now Zelensky Has To Get His Own Account
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Insult To Injury: Trump Changes Netflix Password And Now Zelensky Has To Get His Own Account

FinnMarch 1, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — On top of losing an economic deal and getting berated publicly on television, President Zelensky arrived at…

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