Man Longs For Simpler Time When Games Were 2D And You Could Never Get Past The First Level
RANCHO CUCAMONGA, CA — Local middle-aged man Dustin Sidewood was seen gazing out a window thoughtfully, longing for a time…
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FDA Recommends 6-11 Servings Of Microplastics Every Day For Growing Children
SILVER SPRING, MD — In an attempt to comply with new policies being implemented by Health and Human Services Secretary…
16 Investments Doing Better Than The Current Stock Market
With the stock market taking it on the chin these days, Americans are wondering if there are other places they…
Local Teen Invents Masturbation
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ISIS Claims Responsibility For Meghan Markle Netflix Show
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Trump Revokes Top Democrats’ Access To In-N-Out Secret Menu
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Critics raised allegations that the new administration was making moves to take revenge on political enemies, as…
Elon Musk Creates Federal Employee Revenge Porn Database
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🧟♂️ Resident Evil 2026: Milla Jovovich as a Zombie — Is This What We’ve Been Waiting for All Our Lives? 🌟
On September 18, 2026, the world 🌍 will witness a new film based on the iconic Resident Evil series, and…