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Day: March 30, 2025

JD Vance Sweetens Deal By Offering Statue Of Liberty To Greenland
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JD Vance Sweetens Deal By Offering Statue Of Liberty To Greenland

FinnMarch 30, 2025

GREENLAND — In a bid to sweeten the offer of becoming an American territory, Vice President JD Vance has offered…

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The Jackal.Today editorial team sniffed around through our secret channels (yes, we have people even in Valve’s basement, where Gabe…

Kid Outed As Homeschooler After Looking Adult In The Eyes While Talking
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Kid Outed As Homeschooler After Looking Adult In The Eyes While Talking

FinnMarch 30, 2025

PLANO, TX — Local seven-year-old Benjamin Gunther was outed as a homeschooler after he looked an adult directly in the…

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