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Day: March 2, 2025

🎸 “We Are NOT Trash!” – U.S. Waste Collectors Outraged at Rock Band Garbage🗑️
😡 Garbage Workers Call for Boycott! “We Won’t Be Disrespected!”
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🎸 “We Are NOT Trash!” – U.S. Waste Collectors Outraged at Rock Band Garbage🗑️

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The U.S. is on the verge of a garbage crisis, and the reason might shock you—it’s all because of the…

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Academy Announces New Oscar Award For ‘Most Likely To Be On Epstein List’

FinnMarch 2, 2025

LOS ANGELES, CA — The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has added a new category for 2025, awarding…

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