Air1 Runs Another Commercial About How They Don’t Have Any Commercials
FRANKLIN, TN — Listeners were in for an unexpected treat last night, as Christian radio network Air1 unveiled another commercial…
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Report: TobyMac Still Doing His Thing
U.S. — According to sources, DC Talk founder and 2004 Dove Award-winning solo artist Toby Mac is still out there,…
Trump Outlines Bold Vision For Golden Age Of China
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Promising a glorious future marked by limitless prosperity for the East Asian nation, President Donald Trump outlined a…
8 Powerful Ways Democrats Protested Trump’s Speech
The world is abuzz following President Donald Trump’s speech before a joint session of Congress, with many people talking about…
Congress All Groggy Today After Staying Up Past 8:30
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Groaning with exhaustion and joint pain after their late bedtime last night, members of Congress were reportedly all…
Husband Holds Up ‘False’ Paddle During Argument With Wife
SPOKANE, WA — Local husband Vincent “Vince” Hampton found his voice Wednesday when, during an argument with his wife, he…
Sergeant-At-Arms Ejects Al Green After Repeated Warnings About His Race
Read MoreThe OnionThe post Sergeant-At-Arms Ejects Al Green After Repeated Warnings About His Race appeared first on The Onion. FinnFinn…
Democrats File Articles Of Impeachment Against Little Black Boy With Cancer
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Congressional Democrats acted quickly to file articles of impeachment against D.J. Daniels, the young black cancer survivor…
Homesick Luka Doncic Gazes Longingly At Photo Of Barren Dallas Office Park
Read MoreThe OnionLOS ANGELES—In the aftermath of a stunning trade that saw the point guard move from the Texas city…
Hitler Defeated After Opposition Party Holds Up Tiny Signs On Paddles
BERLIN — In a shocking turn of events, Hitler was defeated and the Nazi regime overthrown after the opposition party…