Security Concerns As Trump Holds Strategy Meeting At Cracker Barrel
STERLING, VA — Critics of the Trump administration have raised security concerns due to Trump holding a high-level strategy meeting…
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JuJu Watkins Sprains Bun
Read MoreThe OnionLOS ANGELES—In what could prove a devastating loss for the top-seeded Big Ten team, University of Southern California…
Bernie Sanders In Trouble As Paid Rally Attendees Vote To Unionize
BURLINGTON, VT — The future of one of America’s more well-known political figures was cast in doubt this week after…
Pope Francis Flips Off Crowd From Balcony
Read MoreThe OnionThe post Pope Francis Flips Off Crowd From Balcony appeared first on The Onion. FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical…
Disney Quietly Cancels Live-Action ‘Pocahontas’ Starring Dylan Mulvaney
BURBANK, CA — After watching its latest feature Snow White suffer a disastrous opening weekend at the box office, executives…
Elon Musk Disguises IRS Building As Tesla Dealership So Democrats Will Burn It Down
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Proponents of eliminating the federal income tax rejoiced today as Elon Musk cleverly disguised the Internal Revenue…
🤡 Now “Snow White” can only get 10/10 on IMDb – this is now the new standard for all remakes 🔥
A massive reform has shaken the movie world: from now on, IMDb ratings for remakes of legendary films can’t be…
Trump Orders All Children Born Under Biden To Be Renamed After Confederate Generals
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—In an effort to restore what he said were traditional American values that the previous administration had attempted…