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Month: March 2025

🎸 “We Are NOT Trash!” – U.S. Waste Collectors Outraged at Rock Band Garbage🗑️
😡 Garbage Workers Call for Boycott! “We Won’t Be Disrespected!”
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🎸 “We Are NOT Trash!” – U.S. Waste Collectors Outraged at Rock Band Garbage🗑️

Chord F. DiscordMarch 2, 2025March 2, 2025

The U.S. is on the verge of a garbage crisis, and the reason might shock you—it’s all because of the…

Academy Announces New Oscar Award For ‘Most Likely To Be On Epstein List’
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Academy Announces New Oscar Award For ‘Most Likely To Be On Epstein List’

FinnMarch 2, 2025

LOS ANGELES, CA — The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has added a new category for 2025, awarding…

8 Demands Trump Has Made Before Zelensky Can Return
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8 Demands Trump Has Made Before Zelensky Can Return

FinnMarch 1, 2025

After flying to D.C. to purportedly sign a mineral rights deal, Ukrainian President Volodomyr Zelensky wound up being kicked out…

Church Bylaws State All Sunday School Classes Must Have One Annoying Guy Who Constantly Starts Off Topic Arguments
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Church Bylaws State All Sunday School Classes Must Have One Annoying Guy Who Constantly Starts Off Topic Arguments

FinnMarch 1, 2025

BRYAN, TX — First Baptist Church of Bryan officially added to their bylaws that all adult Sunday School classes are…

Insult To Injury: Trump Changes Netflix Password And Now Zelensky Has To Get His Own Account
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Insult To Injury: Trump Changes Netflix Password And Now Zelensky Has To Get His Own Account

FinnMarch 1, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — On top of losing an economic deal and getting berated publicly on television, President Zelensky arrived at…

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