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Day: May 7, 2025

💉 Witches on the Injectable Train: Nicole Kidman & Sandra Bullock In ‘Practical Magic 2’ Will Show You How to Cast Spells… On Your FACE! 💄
🔥 SHOCK! 😱 Kidman & Bullock Spilling Plastic Surgeon's Secrets in 'Practical Magic 2' Teaser? Get Ready for Witches on Botox!
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💉 Witches on the Injectable Train: Nicole Kidman & Sandra Bullock In ‘Practical Magic 2’ Will Show You How to Cast Spells… On Your FACE! 💄

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😱 Alright, hold onto your wrinkle creams and maybe clutch your pearls — Hollywood is once again determined to test…

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Sin’N’Out

Finn McFrameMay 7, 2025May 12, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post Sin’N’Out appeared first on The Onion.   Finn McFrameFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of…

Trump Renames San Francisco Bay ‘Gulf Of Criminals’
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Trump Renames San Francisco Bay ‘Gulf Of Criminals’

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Rammstein’s Christoph Schneider Claims His Drumming Got “Simpler” Over the Years, Probably Because He Finally Realized Less Is More (Or He Just Got Lazy 😴🥁)
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Rammstein’s Christoph Schneider Claims His Drumming Got “Simpler” Over the Years, Probably Because He Finally Realized Less Is More (Or He Just Got Lazy 😴🥁)

Chord F. DiscordMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025

So, Christoph Schneider, the guy who hits things really hard in RAMMSTEIN, apparently gave an interview to Thomann’s Drum Bash.…

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Trump Promises To Negotiate Peace In India As Soon As They Take Him Off Hold

Finn McFrameMay 7, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump has vowed to negotiate a quick end to the violence between India and Pakistan, just…

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