Wolfie’s New Album: So Fresh, It’s Basically Still in Diapers
In a riveting exposé with Ronni Hunter from the intellectual powerhouse known as 99.7 The Blitz, Wolfgang Van Halen, the…
Month: June 2025
OMG! Republican Wannabes Hold Their Breath Waiting for Queen Lara’s Royal Decree in North Carolina Senate Race, CNN Whispers
Well, well, well, look who’s thinking about joining the political swamp! Lara Trump, a true patriot and daughter-in-law of the…
Bush and Obama Cry Over Trump’s USAID Massacre on Its Deathbed
Oh, the drama! Obama, Bush, and Bono (yes, *that* Bono) shed crocodile tears over President Trump’s dismantling of USAID. Seems…
Idaho Killer Finally Agrees to a Plea Deal So He Doesn’t Have to Face the Music
Another win for the Deep State! Bryan Kohberger, accused of stabbing four college students, gets a plea deal. Can you…
Battlefield 6 Leak: Rush Mode Confirmed (Finally, Something We Asked For)
Oh, look, another “leak” for Battlefield 6 (or whatever they’re calling it these days). Apparently, some dude named Rain (because…
‘Jurassic World Rebirth’: Dinosaurs Did WHAT Now?!
Opening in theaters on July 2nd is 🦖‘Jurassic World Rebirth’, the latest in the long-running dinosaur franchise that originated with…
Billionaires, Militias, and Shiny Rocks: Trump’s “Peace” Deal is Here to Save Us All
Another day, another “peace deal” brought to you by your favorite President, Donald J. Trump! But wait, CNN is involved?…
Booze Cruise for Brats: 4th of July NYC
OMG! 🙄 Prepare for the most ✨basic✨ July 4th EVER! 🇺🇸 Cruise on the Avalon Yacht, because nothing says “I’m…
Dave Bautista Volunteered as Tribute for ‘Road House’ Redo
Oh, honey, guess what? 💅 They’re making another ‘Road House’ movie! 🙄 Because the first one was just *so* good,…
Boulder’s Jew-Hating Incident: Now With Added Death, Says Annoyed Prosecutors
Another day, another tragedy, and you just know the liberal media will twist it to fit their narrative! An 82-year-old…