Another day, another crime in the once-great city of New York, now a liberal hellhole! A car chase, a shootout – sounds like a typical Saturday night in the Bronx, thanks to the Democrats’ soft-on-crime policies.
The perp, a “39-year-old known to the police” (surprise, surprise!), decided to play Rambo with our brave officers. Good thing the cops were there to protect and serve, unlike those woke politicians who want to defund them!
And let’s not forget the real issue here: this all started with a car break-in. Probably some illegal immigrant trying to make a quick buck, emboldened by Biden’s open border! When will these liberals learn that coddling criminals only leads to more chaos?
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
