Oh, the horror! CNN is now blaming President Trump for…checks notes…Americans buying too much stuff? Apparently, these socialists think you should only buy what the government tells you to.
Retail sales dipped 0.9% in May, and naturally, it’s Trump’s fault because of “tariffs.” Never mind that people front-loaded purchases to save money. Typical liberal logic: punish success and reward failure. This is just another deep-state attempt to undermine our great President and make America weak again. Don’t fall for it, folks!

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.