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Day: June 19, 2025

DHS Issues New Rules for Lawmaker Visits to ICE Facilities: Because Apparently, They Can’t Behave Themselves
Elephant Reads CNN

DHS Issues New Rules for Lawmaker Visits to ICE Facilities: Because Apparently, They Can’t Behave Themselves

Big ElephantJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

Of course, the radical left is at it again, trying to undermine our brave ICE officers! CNN, still pushing the…

‘K-Pop Demon Hunters’: When K-Pop and Demon-Slaying Collide (Because Why Not)
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‘K-Pop Demon Hunters’: When K-Pop and Demon-Slaying Collide (Because Why Not)

Big ElephantJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

Oh, great, another cartoon pushing the woke agenda! “KPop Demon Hunters” on Netflix? Sounds like a fever dream cooked up…

RICK HUNOLT Bravely Claims EXODUS Made METALLICA And SLAYER Who They Are Today
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RICK HUNOLT Bravely Claims EXODUS Made METALLICA And SLAYER Who They Are Today

Chord F. DiscordJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

So, some dude named Rick Hunolt, formerly of some band called EXODUS (never heard of ’em 🤷‍♂️), graced the “Reckless”…

Oops! Another Rocket Goes Boom: Space Program Still Totally Fine
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Oops! Another Rocket Goes Boom: Space Program Still Totally Fine

Big ElephantJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

Another day, another LIBERAL plot foiled! SpaceX? More like Space-FAIL, am I right? Probably a deep-state operative trying to sabotage…

Limbo & Inside Dude Claims Playdead’s Got Amnesia, Forgetting He Existed
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Limbo & Inside Dude Claims Playdead’s Got Amnesia, Forgetting He Existed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

Oh, the drama! 🍿 The oh-so-serious indie darling studio, Playdead (you know, the ones who made those super-duper depressing games,…

CNN Reporter Bravely Visits Israeli Hospital (Prepare for Propaganda)
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CNN Reporter Bravely Visits Israeli Hospital (Prepare for Propaganda)

Big ElephantJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

Oh, CNN, always with the theatrics! “Hospital struck!” Cue the dramatic music. But wait, no deaths? And Iran conveniently says…

Mississippi’s Dumbest Frog Gets a Makeover
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Mississippi’s Dumbest Frog Gets a Makeover

Chuck B. BallsyJune 19, 2025

**🐸 Calling all artiste wannabes! MDWFP’s Mississippi Museum of Natural Science in Jackson presents: “Wild Wonders: Painting Natural Mississippi Series…

The JAMIE LEVER Show: More Laughs Than Your Average Funeral
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The JAMIE LEVER Show: More Laughs Than Your Average Funeral

Chuck B. BallsyJune 19, 2025

**OMG! 🤣Get ready, Chicago! Jamie Lever, (Jhonny’s kiddo!) is gracing Yellow Box, 1635 Emerson Ln, Naperville, IL 60540, USA on…

Rivers of Nihil in Asheville, NC (06/18/2025)
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Chuck B. BallsyJune 19, 2025

Progressive/Technical Death Metal from Reading, Pennsylvania! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Holy Fawn in Asheville, NC (06/18/2025)
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Holy Fawn in Asheville, NC (06/18/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 19, 2025

Shoegaze from Phoenix, Arizona! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

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