Oh, CNN, always with the theatrics! “Hospital struck!” Cue the dramatic music.
But wait, no deaths? And Iran conveniently says it was aiming for an “intelligence center” nearby? Sounds like a precision strike on a propaganda target to me. Wake up, sheeple! This whole thing is probably a Deep State setup to distract us from Crooked Joe’s latest blunder.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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