Consumer confidence is down, says CNN, probably because those Deep State bureaucrats are fudging the numbers to make Trump look bad! I bet Soros is behind this, stirring up trouble with his globalist buddies.
The “agreement” with China? More like a communist plot to lull us into complacency before they unleash their next bioweapon! And tensions in the Middle East? Obviously, Iran is in cahoots with the Democrats to destabilize the US economy and help Biden win.
Oh, and notice how CNN sneaks in that little tidbit about “bombing Iran’s three main nuclear sites”? More fake news! Trump would never do that without a darn good reason, like stopping those mullahs from getting their hands on nukes and destroying Israel.
Tariffs are bad, they say? WRONG! They’re protecting American jobs and sticking it to China! These “economists” are just a bunch of liberal elites who want to destroy our country with their woke policies.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
