Diablo Immortal: Druid Preview – Prepare to be Underwhelmed (and Slightly Furry)
Ah, Diablo Immortal, the game that single-handedly keeps the entire mobile gaming industry afloat with its groundbreaking innovation and definitely-not-predatory…
Day: June 26, 2025
Critics Praise Benson Boone Album As Finite
Read MoreThe OnionThe post Critics Praise Benson Boone Album As Finite appeared first on The Onion. Finn McFrameFinn McFrame, celebrated…
Ayatollah Proudly Announces Iran Has Destroyed 14 Bunker Buster Bombs With Its Nuclear Facilities
TEHRAN — Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini declared a resounding victory over the United States and Israel after Iran destroyed 14 American…
Kate Bush’s “Little Shrew” to Invade Cinemas: Prepare for Rodent Mania
Oh great, another Kate Bush short film. 🙄Little Shrew, written and directed by the one and only Kate Bush (yes,…
Ecuador’s ‘Fito’ Caught: Did He Trip Over His Own Ego or What
Another win for law and order, folks! Ecuador’s “most wanted man,” probably a deep-state operative trained by Soros himself, is…
FTC Dumps $126M on Fortnite Noobs, Begging for Refund Cries ‘Til July
Oh, sweet tears of joy! 😭 The FTC, bless their bureaucratic hearts, is shoveling out another $126 million in Fortnite…
AI Law Enforcement Moratorium: State Regulator Throws a Hissy Fit
The radical left is at it again, folks! CNN is clutching its pearls because President Trump, in his infinite wisdom,…
Trump Phone: Still “Made in the USA,” wink wink, nudge nudge
Folks, can you believe the Fake News CNN is at it again? They’re trying to smear our great President Trump…
Idaho Teens Go Full ‘Sister Wives,’ Ditch Spuds for Polygamy in Utah
Another day, another liberal media freakout! Idaho State Police issued an Amber Alert for two teens brainwashed by the FLDS…
Ana de Armas, Sydney Sweeney, and Jude Law in ‘Eden’ – Oh Honey, Bless Their Hearts | CNN
Hollywood is at it again, folks! Ana de Armas, Sydney Sweeney, and Jude Law in ‘Eden’? Sounds like another woke,…