Oh, CNN is reporting that President Trump, the REAL President, is working on a deal for TikTok? You know, that app the ChiComs use to spy on our kids and rot their brains with woke garbage?
Trump says a buyer is lined up, just needs Xi’s okay. Probably some deep-state plot to undermine American values, but Trump’s playing 4D chess, folks. He’ll make sure it’s in safe hands, unlike Biden, who probably wants to give TikTok to George Soros so he can track our bathroom habits. The Left wants to ban it, but Trump is keeping it “alive”. “Alive” with good, wholesome American values.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
