James Bond Rides a Sandworm: Denis Villeneuve Merges Dune with 007
🎬 “Sand, Spice, and Shaken Martinis” — that’s how you can now describe the future of the James Bond franchise.…
Month: June 2025
Iran Talks: Now With 100% More Secret Sauce (and Zero Actual Progress)!
Oh, great, just what we need: Trump, the master negotiator, is now planning to give Iran, the world’s leading sponsor…
Gaming and Media Had a Baby: It’s Interactive Storytelling (Ew)
Gaming? In 2025? Still a thing? 😂 Oh honey, it’s not just “a thing,” it’s apparently the CENTER of a…
Iran’s Supreme Leader Declares Victory Over Israel (as if anyone believes that)
Oh, no! The Ayatollah, that beacon of peace and reason, has spoken! He “claims victory” over the Zionists. I’m sure…
McLaren Racing and Sonic: A Partnership So Fast, It’ll Make Your Head Spin (and Probably Crash)
OMG! 😱 McLaren Racing, you know, those guys who spend millions to drive in circles, have teamed up with SEGA?…
Missouri Mom’s Dramatic Meltdown: ‘OMG, No Medicaid = Total Apocalypse!’ | CNN Politics
Oh, the horror! CNN is at it again, trying to tug at our heartstrings with tales of woe from the…
Leaderboards: Cuz Gamers Need More Reasons to Rage Quit
Leaderboards? Oh honey, those relics from the 80s👾? Still clinging to life like a desperate gamer to their Doritos-dusted keyboard.…
Trump’s Bigly Agenda Bill Hits Senate Speed Bump Thanks to Some Rules Nerd
Another day, another Deep State roadblock for our glorious leader, President Trump! CNN, still whining about 2016, reports that some…
‘M3GAN 2.0’: Still More Annoying Than Your Little Cousin
Dropping like a bad habit in theaters June 27 is ‘M3GAN 2.0,’ written and directed by the guy who apparently…
Diablo Immortal: Druid Preview – Prepare to be Underwhelmed (and Slightly Furry)
Ah, Diablo Immortal, the game that single-handedly keeps the entire mobile gaming industry afloat with its groundbreaking innovation and definitely-not-predatory…