There’s No Such Thing As A Free Piggyback Ride
Read MoreThe OnionEvery entitled freeloader these days thinks they can get something for nothing. Complimentary this, state-sponsored that, just so…
Month: June 2025
Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s Lawyers Throw Shade, Demand Trump Admin Get a Timeout
Another day, another leftist conspiracy theory bites the dust! CNN is clutching its pearls because the Trump administration supposedly didn’t…
Newsom Says It’s His Duty To Represent The Illegal Immigrants Who Elected Him
LOS ANGELES, CA — In defense against the mounting criticism from across the country over his response to violent anti-ICE…
VR Headset Makes Kid Commit Yeet Mom
Oh, Milwaukee, Milwaukee. What’s next? A 10-year-old commie, probably raised on soy milk and socialist propaganda, shoots his mom because…
Lars Ulrich Dares to Turn Over Rocks (and Maybe Find a New Idea or Two with Metallica)
So, Lars Ulrich, the intellectual powerhouse behind Metallica (allegedly), did another interview. This time with Variety, because, you know, they’re…
Games Workshop Stops Scalping Limited Siege of Terra By Becoming the Scalper
Ah, Games Workshop, those magnificent overlords of plastic crack and lore so dense it could collapse into a black hole…
‘One of Them Days’ Sequel: Prepare for More Existential Dread
Oh, great, more Keke Palmer and SZA. 🙄 Because we *totally* needed a sequel to ‘One of Them Days.’ I…
Sam Bam Koltun’s EXCELLENT Godsmack Adventure: Gratitude Overload
So, apparently, Sam Bam Koltun (yes, that’s his real name, I Googled it 🙄) of DOROTHY, FASTER PUSSYCAT (lol, who?),…
Ex-ICED EARTH Members (Who?) Drop New Single, Prepare for World to Continue Not Caring
ASHES OF ARES, the U.S. “heavy” metal duo featuring ex-ICED EARTH rejects Matt Barlow and Freddie Vidales, is gracing us…
PAPA ROACH Doodles ‘Bout Five, Six Songs; New Single This Month (Maybe)
In a groundbreaking interview with the intellectual powerhouses at Skratch N’ Sniff and SNSMix.com, PAPA ROACH‘s supreme leader, Jacoby Shaddix,…