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Month: June 2025

Riot Comedy Club’s “Sunday Night Standup”: Guaranteed to Offend At Least One Person
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Riot Comedy Club’s “Sunday Night Standup”: Guaranteed to Offend At Least One Person

Chuck B. BallsyJune 8, 2025

Houston, get ready to LOL! 😂 Netflix, HBO, Comedy Central rejects are invading! 🤪 At least there’s booze, right? 🍻…

Houston’s “Funniest” Comedian? Yeah, Right
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Houston’s “Funniest” Comedian? Yeah, Right

Chuck B. BallsyJune 8, 2025

Houston, get ready to LOL 😂! Riot Comedy Club, the “perfect destination,” dares to offer stand-up from Netflix rejects and…

Vintage Comedy: Prepare to Giggle Like It’s 1923
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Vintage Comedy: Prepare to Giggle Like It’s 1923

Chuck B. BallsyJune 8, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Museum of Interesting Things presents: Classic Comedy Secret Speakeasy! Chaplin, Costello & Hardy Vintage 16mm short film Festival!…

Psalty The Songbook Last Remaining ’90s Christian Artist With Zero Scandals
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Psalty The Songbook Last Remaining ’90s Christian Artist With Zero Scandals

Finn McFrameJune 8, 2025

U.S. — Psalty the Singing Songbook is now the final contemporary Christian artist from the 199os who has absolutely zero…

Xbox Games Showcase 2025: Prepare to be Underwhelmed by a Plague Tale Spin-Off Coming in 2026 (Maybe)
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Xbox Games Showcase 2025: Prepare to be Underwhelmed by a Plague Tale Spin-Off Coming in 2026 (Maybe)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 8, 2025June 8, 2025

Okay, gamers, gather ’round for some groundbreaking news that’s totally gonna redefine the meaning of “video game.” Asobo Studio, the…

Call of Duty: Black Ops 7: We Swear It’s Different This Time, Okay? – Xbox Games Showcase 2025
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Call of Duty: Black Ops 7: We Swear It’s Different This Time, Okay? – Xbox Games Showcase 2025

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 8, 2025June 8, 2025

OMG! You won’t BELIEVE what happened at the Xbox Games Showcase 2025! 🤯 They dropped a nuke of a reveal:…

Xbox Games Showcase 2025: OMG Persona 4 is BACK (Again?!)
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Xbox Games Showcase 2025: OMG Persona 4 is BACK (Again?!)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 8, 2025June 8, 2025

OMG! 😱 After those two randos, Erin Fitzgerald and Yuri Lowenthal (whoever they are 🤷‍♀️), and a super-secret domain name…

Jurassic World Evolution 3: Because Chaos Theory Clearly Wasn’t Chaotic Enough
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Jurassic World Evolution 3: Because Chaos Theory Clearly Wasn’t Chaotic Enough

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 8, 2025June 8, 2025

Oh, great, another Jurassic Park game. 🙄 As if we haven’t had enough of these “build-your-own-dino-disaster” simulators. Jurassic World Evolution…

Indiana Jones and the Geriatric Circle: Raiders of the Lost Dentures Coming to Your Grandma’s Xbox in 2025 (Maybe)
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Indiana Jones and the Geriatric Circle: Raiders of the Lost Dentures Coming to Your Grandma’s Xbox in 2025 (Maybe)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 8, 2025June 8, 2025

Okay, so like, SGF 2025 happened, and Xbox, bless their little hearts, decided to grace us with yet another Xbox…

Grounded 2: We Swear It’s Not Just a Patch, Guys
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Grounded 2: We Swear It’s Not Just a Patch, Guys

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 8, 2025June 8, 2025

Okay, gamers, gather ’round and let Uncle Troll tell you a bedtime story. Once upon a time, at the oh-so-important…

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