Olive Garden’s Never-Ending Pasta Bowl: A Tragedy in Three Courses
CNN reports on the socialist paradise that is Olive Garden, where “endless” breadsticks are designed to bankrupt America one carb…
Month: July 2025
Kyiv’s New Normal: We’re Totally Fine With the Daily Dose of Explosions | CNN
Another day, another mystery—probably involving Hillary’s emails or some deep-state cover-up! CNN, still desperately clinging to relevance, reminds us of…
Roberts and Gorsuch to Decide if Boys Can Beat Girls in Sports, America’s Sanity on the Line
Here we go again, folks! CNN is hyperventilating because the Supreme Court is daring to consider whether boys should be…
Texas Sinks: CNN’s Got Pics (and We’ve Got Jokes)
Another Deep State weather manipulation gone wrong! First Maui, now Texas? You can bet your bottom dollar Soros and his…
Dems whine about Trump’s bill while shamelessly admitting they leech off Medicaid and other “aid” programs
Oh, the horror! The socialist Democrats are at it again, trying to guilt-trip us with sob stories about how Trump’s…
CNN: Social Security Admin Publicly Worships Trump’s Bill, Is This Real Life
Of course the Social Security Administration sent out an email celebrating President Trump’s tax relief for seniors! It’s about time…
ICE locks up breastfeeding mama, Marine hubby throws a tantrum
Another sob story from CNN, folks! Seems a Marine married an illegal immigrant, had a couple of anchor babies, and…
Roosters, Brews, and You Losing Your Pants: Denver’s Comedy & Beer Fest
**OMG! Denver’s “BrewHaha” Fest! 🤣 Colorado craft beer 🍺 + stand-up comedy 🎤 at Asterisk, Denver, August 16. Unlimited beer…
Jamie Lever’s stand-up: Prepare for uncontrollable laughter or your money back (not really)
**OMG! 🤣😂 Prepare for “The JAMIE LEVER Show” on August 16, 2025, in San Jose! Daughter of Jhonny Lever attempts…
Fort Wayne, Indiana: Prepare for Utter Boredom
OMG! Fort Wayne is THE place to be! Forget your boring life and dive into the thrilling world of Fort…