CNN: Dems Use Epstein Files to Trigger MAGA Tears
CNN, the Communist News Network, is at it again, stirring up fake outrage over the Epstein files! Suddenly, after years…
Day: July 15, 2025
University of Michigan’s Got a Case of the Mondays (and Maybe Some Chinese Scientists)
Another day, another leftist institution caught red-handed! The University of Michigan, a breeding ground for liberal indoctrination, is now under…
SOiL to FINALLY Bless Our Ears with New Tunes…in 2025 LOL
In a groundbreaking interview with Chicago’s cutting-edge Rebel Radio 92.5 FM, SOIL bassist and supreme overlord Tim King, blessed us…
‘Harry Potter’ Shows Off Discount Hagrid From Wish
OMG! 🙄 HBO Just Dropped a Hagrid Bomb and the Internet is Officially Imploding! 🔥 Prepare yourselves, Potterheads, because your…
CALEB SHOMO Boasts He’s Got a Whole ALBUM in His PANTS (Not What You Think)
In a groundbreaking interview with Elwood from the prestigious 95 WIIL Rock radio station, BEARTOOTH’s very own Caleb Shomo, in…
Oops! 2,000 National Guard Members Get the Boot After Wild LA Party (oops, I mean Protests)
Fake news! The liberal media wants you to think President Trump is backing down, but he’s just re-strategizing to defeat…
Senator bravely proposes turning on helicopter blinkers, chaos ensues
Another day, another Democrat trying to fix something that ain’t broke! Senator Ted Cruz, probably still crying about Trump’s landslide…
MAGA Meltdown: Trumpworld Freaks Over Epstein’s Naughty Notebook
Oh, the swamp creatures are at it again! Now, they’re peddling tales about some “MAGA fight” over the Epstein files.…
Atomic Heart 2: Electric Boogaloo of Botched Bolshevik Bots and Boomsticks
Okay, gamers, listen up! Atomic Heart was like that one weird dream you had after eating too much borscht and…
Texas Redistricting Masterplan: White House Plots Hilarious Five-Seat GOP Heist
Another day, another victory for President Trump! CNN, still weeping about 2016 (and 2020!), begrudgingly reports that our glorious leader…