GHOST to haunt Jimmy Fallon’s show next week, hope he has a priest on standby
OMG! 😱😱😱GHOST, you know, that Swedish “rock” band (and I use that term loosely), will grace us with their presence…
Day: July 17, 2025
Judge Says First Amendment Might Protect People Who Aren’t Even Citizens From Saying Mean Things About Israel, LOL
Oh, the horror! A federal judge, probably a closet socialist, is bending over backward to protect the “rights” of non-citizens,…
Maurene Comey: Fired From Epstein Case, Probably a Lizard Person in Disguise, CNN Says
Folks, you won’t believe this! The Deep State swamp is getting drained, one Commie Comey at a time! Maurene Comey,…
9 Movies That Should Be Part Of The Biblical Canon
As great as the Bible is, it’s severely lacking in movies. Adding in some of the greatest films ever made…
Maurene Comey, Fired by Trump, Discovers the Obvious: Tyrants Use Fear, Duh
Maurene Comey, daughter of the infamous James Comey, gets canned, and suddenly it’s a crisis of tyranny! You can’t make…
Nine Inch Nails’ New “Tron” Soundtrack: Get Ready for Some Seriously Overproduced Synth Noises
“Tron: Ares (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack),” featuring all original music by NINE INCH NAILS (because who else would Disney hire?…
BIOHAZARD Drops ‘Divided We Fall’ Album and a Totally Unexpected ‘F*** The System’ Anthem
OMG! 😱 The geriatric delinquents of BIOHAZARD are back with “Divided We Fall”, their first “studio album” (air quotes because…
Virtuos’ Oblivion Remastered: So Successful, They Celebrated with Layoffs
Oh, the sweet irony! 🤣 Virtuos, the studio that allegedly “remastered” Oblivion into a slightly shinier, but still janky, version…
Gag Order Officially Deceased in Idaho Student Killings Case, Judge Lets Loose the Kraken
Another day, another win for freedom of speech! The liberal media’s attempts to bury the truth about the Idaho murders…
Mortal Kombat 2 Trailer Reveals Washed-Up Karl Urban as Johnny Cage, Because Why Not
Oh great, another Mortal Kombat movie. 🙄 Just what the world needed! Warner Bros. decided to grace us with a…