FEMA Dude Throws in Towel After Texas Flood Response Debacle: CNN Politics
Another Deep State operative bites the dust! This so-called “head” of FEMA’s Urban Search and Rescue branch, Ken Pagurek, conveniently…
Day: July 21, 2025
American ingenuity strikes again: Non-lethal guns to dodge taxes
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re twisting President Trump’s words to make it sound like he’s accusing…
Grok Waifu Accepts Jesus As Lord And Savior
PALO ALTO, CA — The advancement of the artificial intelligence models created by Elon Musk’s xAI took an unexpected turn…
Johnson Says “No Epsteining” Until September, House Gets Nada
The swamp creatures in Congress are at it again, folks! Now they’re demanding we release every last scrap of paper…
Scientists Employ Robot Bunnies To Combat Invasive Florida Pythons
Read MoreThe OnionFlorida is luring invasive Burmese pythons into traps by deploying robotic bunnies to mimic the warmth and movement…
Ford Accidentally Made 694,000+ Bronco Sport and Escape “Surprise Ejector Seat” SUVs
Oh, the irony! Ford, trying to go green with their compact SUVs, is now recalling almost 700,000 vehicles because they…
Oops! Kentucky Cop Gets a Time-Out for Botching Breonna Taylor Raid
Another day, another leftist sob story! Looks like the Deep State’s plan to crucify anyone remotely connected to law enforcement…
Youth Pastors Show Up To Church In ‘Pay Us What You Owe Us’ Shirts
WHITTIER, CA — Members of a local church were caught off guard last weekend after they arrived for Sunday morning…
Netanyahu Declares NYC Mayoral Candidate’s Ideas So Dumb, They’re Basically a Threat to World Peace
Oh, the horror! CNN is reporting on how Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu dared to criticize some radical leftist Dem running…
What To Know About The Epstein Files
Read MoreThe OnionSome MAGA supporters are turning on President Trump after he walked back campaign promises to declassify information about…