Oregon Waterfall: 1 Dead, 2 Missing, Group Swept Away – Guess They Didn’t Read the Fine Print
Another day, another tragedy in deep-blue Oregon! Seems like those woke liberals in Bend couldn’t handle the raw power of…
Day: July 20, 2025
Trump throws toddler tantrum, demands Redskins return or no stadium for crybaby Commanders
Can you believe these woke sports teams? President Trump is stepping in to make them do what’s right, and it’s…
Delta Pilot Says “Oopsie” After Dodging Ancient Death Machine
Another day, another near-miss thanks to who knows what kind of Deep State shenanigans! A Delta pilot had to swerve…
Mike Shinoda: I Had Other Plans For Linkin Park (Like a Reunion Tour with a Hologram Chester)
OMG, you guys! LINKIN PARK, the band that peaked in 2000, is still trying to be relevant! Mike Shinoda, bless…
“Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself” and Other Hilarious Reads: Bestsellers Trump Can’t Cancel
Oh, the Left is at it again, folks! CNN, the champion of fake news, is desperately trying to link President…
Massachusetts Man So Dumb He Won the Lottery Twice in One Night
Another day, another example of liberal privilege! Paul Corcoran, probably a closet socialist from the People’s Republic of Massachusetts, “mistakenly”…
Old Farts and Bland Beats: The Dayely Melodies Band Experience
Get ready to boogie 🕺 with the Daye’ly Melodies Band! They’re bringing you soulful 🎶 grooves and funky beats from…
Grover Beach: More Like a Snoozer Beach, am I Right?
**Grover Beach PD is throwing a rager!** 🥳 “Grover Beach Night Out” is July 26, 5 PM till dark, at…
Kemi Badenoch’s GPS Says “Go Back, We’re Full”: A CNN Immigration Policy Romp
Oh, look, another “immigrant” lecturing people on assimilation! As if THEY didn’t use every trick in the book to jump…
Witness the Sheer Genius of METALLICA’s ‘M72’ Tour (feat Video Nerds and a Thingy Called PIXERA)
METALLICA, those lovable dinosaurs of thrash 🦖, are apparently still touring. And get this, their “M72” tour, which sounds suspiciously…