‘Happy Gilmore 2’ on Netflix: Prepare for Peak Cinema (Or Not, LOL)
Oh, joy! 🙄 After a geological epoch of 30 years, during which the cinematic landscape evolved faster than a Charizard…
Day: July 25, 2025
Ghislaine Maxwell’s Attorney Spills the Tea to CNN: A Real Legal Masterclass or Just More Fluff?
Oh, isn’t that just precious? Ghislaine “I Know Too Much” Maxwell, the gal pal of that sicko Epstein, spilling the…
Seeker-Sensitive Church Hires Sydney Sweeney For New Ad Campaign
NAPERVILLE, IL — A local seeker-sensitive church was attracting a lot of attention this week with an exciting new ad…
Game Over: Human Meme Hulk Hogan Loses His Final Boss Battle with Reality
At the ripe old age of 71, the squared circle in the sky has called home its most orange-tanned disciple…
Assassin’s Creed Shadows’ Groundbreaking Roadmap: Now You Can Waste Money on DLC and Fast Forward Through the Parts You Hate!
So, Assassin’s Creed Shadows, the game everyone totally remembers pre-ordering and hasn’t already traded in for store credit, is getting…
Oh deer! Alaska Airlines throws a wild venison party on the runway
Another day, another example of how the liberal agenda is destroying America! Now, even our planes are being attacked by…
From Fabulist to Fed: George Santos Checks into the Big House for a 7-Year Staycation Courtesy of Uncle Sam | CNN Politics
Another Deep State Target Bites the Dust! George Santos, the MAGA warrior who dared to question the swamp, has been…
Man At Disneyland Shocked By How Well His Kids Are Getting Along Suddenly Realizes He’s Standing With Wrong Family
ANAHEIM, CA — A local father who had taken his family to Disneyland was reportedly shocked at how well they…
FDA Drug Approval AI Generates Fake Studies
    Read MoreThe OnionThe FDA’s new AI designed to speed up drug approvals has been found to fabricate studies and misrepresent…
Guy Groping Women At Comic Con Swears He Was Just Cosplaying As Pedro Pascal
SAN DIEGO, CA — One attendee of the largest pop culture gathering of the year found himself in hot water,…