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Day: July 27, 2025

I Prevail in Charlotte, NC (07/27/2025) — Summer of Loud Tour 2025
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I Prevail in Charlotte, NC (07/27/2025) — Summer of Loud Tour 2025

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 27, 2025

Post-hardcore from Southfield, Michigan Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Europe and Trump Finally Agree on Something, World Still Ends Tomorrow
Elephant Reads CNN

Europe and Trump Finally Agree on Something, World Still Ends Tomorrow

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

Another day, another win for President Trump! The Fake News CNN is trying to downplay it, but our fearless leader…

Parkway Drive in Charlotte, NC (07/27/2025) — Summer of Loud Tour 2025
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Parkway Drive in Charlotte, NC (07/27/2025) — Summer of Loud Tour 2025

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 27, 2025

Metalcore from Australia! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

Cuomo’s Backstage Pass to City Hall: From Governor to Groundskeeper, One Power Grab at a Time
Elephant Reads CNN

Cuomo’s Backstage Pass to City Hall: From Governor to Groundskeeper, One Power Grab at a Time

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

Ah, CNN, still pushing the liberal agenda even in 2025! Cuomo, the disgraced ex-governor, thinks he can win back New…

Beartooth in Charlotte, NC (07/27/2025) — Summer of Loud Tour 2025
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Beartooth in Charlotte, NC (07/27/2025) — Summer of Loud Tour 2025

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 27, 2025

American rock band from Columbus, Ohio Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

METALLICA Planning To Annoy Las Vegas With Extended Residency, Sources Say
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METALLICA Planning To Annoy Las Vegas With Extended Residency, Sources Say

Chord F. DiscordJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

According to Vital Vegas, METALLICA, those geriatric thrashers, are “ready to ink a deal for a Sphere residency” in Las…

Do You Own Enough Swords? Take The Quiz!
Babylon Bee

Do You Own Enough Swords? Take The Quiz!

FinnJuly 27, 2025

  Read MoreBabylon Bee FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer,…

Wokeness Defeated: America Returns To Christian Roots Of Objectifying Women To Sell Crap
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Wokeness Defeated: America Returns To Christian Roots Of Objectifying Women To Sell Crap

FinnJuly 27, 2025

U.S. — Conservatives across the country cheered the death of wokeness as America finally returned to its Christian roots of…

“Fantastic Flop? ‘First Steps’ Stumbles with $118 Million”
Elephant Reads CNN

“Fantastic Flop? ‘First Steps’ Stumbles with $118 Million”

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

Another win for real American values! “The Fantastic Four: First Steps” CRUSHES the box office, proving that when you ditch…

Pluribus: Another Sci-Fi Show? Oh Great, Just What We Needed
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Pluribus: Another Sci-Fi Show? Oh Great, Just What We Needed

FinnJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

Apple TV+, bless their cotton socks, 🙄 has decided to grace us with a “glimpse” (read: the bare minimum to…

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