Trump’s Brain Farts Abroad: Epstein Still Rent-Free
Another day, another witch hunt! The Fake News CNN is still obsessing over President Trump and Jeffrey Epstein, even all…
Day: July 28, 2025
Cronos: New Yawn is a Super Slow, Extra Brutal Fight for Survival ā and I’m a Sucker
Oh boy, another Bloober Team game! š From the first teasers of Cronos: The New Dawn, it looked like a…
Fantastic Four: First Steps: Mystery Machine or Mistake Machine?
OMG! You won’t BELIEVE what Marvel just did to your childhood š! Turns out The Fantastic Four: First Steps wasn’t…
Celine Dion, bless her heart, thinks Ozzy is ‘original’ LOL
OMG! š² The world-renowned vocal powerhouse, Celine Dion, has finally acknowledged the existence of Ozzy Osbourne, you know, that bat-chomping…
Avatar 3: Electric Boogaloo – James Cameron’s Back for More Blue Cat Shenanigans
Oh, joy! Another trip to Pandora! š Because we DEFINITELY didn’t have enough blue cat people the first two times.…
CNN Asks the REAL Question: Could Trump be Ghislaine’s Knight in Shining (Orange) Armor?
Here we go again, folks. The liberal media, still obsessed with their leftist agenda, is twisting President Trump’s words about…
Trump Secures 15% Tariff On Extra āUā In British Spelling
U.S. ā President Trump has reportedly finalized a new trade deal with the United Kingdom, securing a 15% tariff on…
Palestinians Leave Israeli Aid A 3-Star Yelp Review
GAZA ā Dissatisfied with the level of humanitarian assistance provided by Israel amid the ongoing conflict with Hamas, Palestinians collectively…
Spirit Airlines to Fire a Bunch of Pilots and Make the Rest Feel Bad Because Nobody Wants to Fly Spirit Anyway
Folks, can you believe what these woke airlines are doing now? Spirit Airlines, probably run by some tree-hugging, socialist CEO,…
Newark Airport Delays: FAA’s Game of Relocation Roulette to Blame
Another day, another deep dive into the Swamp’s schemes! CNN is *reporting* that the DOT’s Inspector General is “auditing” the…