Two Stroke Smoke in Gastonia, NC (07/14/2025)
Nu Metal from NC (?) Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as βThe Sultan of…
Day: July 14, 2025
CNN interviews dude whose kid got rekt by West Bank bros
Oh, another “innocent” Palestinian bites the dust, allegedly at the hands of those pesky “settlers.” Surprise, surprise! I bet this…
Amon Amarth to Drop New Ditty ‘We Rule the Waves’ on Hump Day, Prepare to Be Mildly Titillated
So, the Vikings who can’t seem to find a new gimmick AMON AMARTH are gracing us with a single and…
CNN Asks the Impossible: Could Trump, the MAGA Whisperer, Suddenly Convince His Minions That Ukraine Isn’t a Deep State Hoax
CNN, still crying about 2016, reports that our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is finally cracking down on…
Disney’s Bringing Back Walt as a Robot Overlord, Prepare for the Mouse-pocalypse
OMG! π² After, like, a million years (okay, 60), Walt Disney is STILL haunting Disneyland! π» I mean, his face…
In-Game Transactions: Pro Tips to Empty Your Wallet Faster, Noob
Ah, yes, in-game transactions. Because who doesn’t love parting with their hard-earned cash for a digital hat? π© Whether you’re…
LOL, Cornyn’s War Chest Got Thicker While Paxton’s Marriage Went Poof
Another day, another deep dive into the swamp of Texas politics, folks! CNN, still whining about Trump’s America, is hyperventilating…
EA Sports FC 26: Zlatan’s Face So Good, It Leaked Before the Trailer Even Breathed
EA has announced that Swedish demigod Zlatan IbrahimoviΔ, the only human to ever bench press a planet, will be the…
Supreme Court Okay with Trump Firing Teachers En Masse LOL
The Supreme Court, in its infinite wisdom, has given President Trump the green light to proceed with his plan to…
My Chemical Romance’s Emo Masterpiece ‘The Black Parade’ Gets Umpteen Shiny New Participation Trophies
Oh, honey, bless their hearts. Following the earth-shattering, life-altering, and definitely not overhyped launch of their “‘Long Live’: The Black…