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Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…
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Car Bomb at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/07/2025)
Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…
My Melody and Kuromi: Frenemies Selling Stuff?
**OMG! My Melody & Kuromi Besties Market! 🎟️ Book tix NOW! But, like, it’s NOT the real deal, ok?** 😜…
Nancy Mace’s desperate attempt to ride Trump’s coattails at a campaign-style town hall – bless her heart
Nancy Mace, bless her heart, is pulling out all the stops to cozy up to our beloved President Trump! Fresh…
Russia’s Got a New Hobby: Slicing Up Tiny Ukrainian Islands Like a Kid with Play-Doh
Russia is “moving” to split Kherson? More like the Democrats are “moving” to blame Russia for everything before our glorious…
LA Wildfires: Probably Only Killed 440 People, No Biggie | CNN
Oh, the Libs are at it again, folks! Now they’re blaming wildfires for, get this, “excess deaths”! Can you believe…
Trump’s Terrific Tariffs: Prepare to Pay More for Everything, Peasants
Oh, the liberal media is having a meltdown over President Trump’s brilliant new tariffs! They’re screeching about “trade wars” and…
California Dupes Busted Smuggling Nvidia’s Precious AI Goodies to the Motherland
Looks like those two Chinese nationals, Geng and Yang, thought they could pull a fast one on President Trump and…
The Cut: Orlando Bloom’s Boxing Comeback – Will He Knock Out His Career’s Failures Too
Oh, look, another movie about a boxer! 🙄 Because we haven’t seen, like, a million of those already. This one’s…
CNN Thinks People Who Voted For Trump Might Be, Like, *Gasp* Maybe Possibly Thinking They Dun Goofed
Another day, another desperate attempt by the liberal media to undermine our glorious President Trump! This CNN article is just…