DC Mayor Warns Trump’s Crime Fighting Measures Will Unfairly Impact Criminals
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following the announcement that the president had ordered the federalization of law enforcement in the nation’s capital,…
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Alan Dershowitz Sues Farmers Market Vendor For Refusing To Sell Him Child
Read MoreThe OnionWEST TISBURY, MA—Following through on his threat of legal action, civil liberties lawyer Alan Dershowitz confirmed Monday that…
US Officials Throw a Hissy Fit Trying to Plan Trump-Putin Lovefest
Oh, boy, here we go again! The Fake News CNN is hyperventilating about President Trump meeting with Putin in Alaska.…
Trump Promises 1,500% Drug Price Cuts: Reality Bites (Like a $5,000 Pill)
Folks, get ready for another round of Trump Derangement Syndrome from CNN! Our great President Trump, in his infinite wisdom,…
Brutal Assault vibes!
When the metal crushes you Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Vance “Accidentally” Reminds Democrats About Epstein, Demanding Transparency (Or Something)
Here we go again, folks! The Left is suddenly “concerned” about the Epstein files now that President Trump is draining…
Rock Throws Tantrum, Turns Out It’s Older Than Your Grandma
Another space rock crashes in America! This time it’s a 4.56 billion-year-old meteorite, probably sent by those Mars-loving liberals to…
New Yorker Goes From “Yonkers” to “You’re Gone-ers” at Bunny Show
Another tourist bites the dust in Puerto Rico, and guess what? It involves a Bad Bunny concert! Surprise, surprise, it…
Colorado Prison Gets Wildfire-Induced Vacay, Courtesy of Mother Nature’s Arsonist Skills | CNN
Another day, another crisis courtesy of the Liberal Loons and their eco-agenda! A Colorado prison evacuated because of a wildfire?…
Trump’s National Guard Antics: Now Featuring a California Courtroom!
Oh, the drama never ends! California’s crybaby governor, Gavin Newsom, is suing our beloved President Trump, claiming he violated some…