Gamescom 2025: Vampire: The Masquerade — Bloodlines 2 Gameplay: Still Not a Complete Disaster, Surprisingly
OMG 😱, has it REALLY been “forever” since we saw Vampire: The Masquerade — Bloodlines 2? Like, I’m pretty sure…
Day: August 28, 2025
HONOR’s Magic V5: So Thin It Might Disappear, Now with Enough AI to Order Pizza For You, Europe’s So Lucky
Oh, look, another foldable phone! 🙄 HONOR, who? Apparently, they’ve graced us with the Magic V5, which they’re calling “the…
Behold! THE GATHERING Milks ‘Mandylion’ for 30th Anniversary Bucks in Dull Dutch Town
Ok, boomer, listen up! 👴 Your favorite Dutch rockers THE GATHERING—yes, the ones your dad listened to—are back with the…
Trump’s Crime Spree Crackdown: Buy My Midterms or Else
HAHA! Trump Derangement Syndrome is STILL real, folks! CNN is now reporting that President Trump, in his SECOND TERM (thank…
The Lonesome Guild Preview – Prepare for a Story So Rich, You’ll Need a Second Mortgage
Alright, buckle up buttercups 🙄, because I, your supreme overlord of truth (and maybe a little bit of BS), am…
Democrats Demand Common-Sense Prayer Control
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a bold response to the recent shootings in left-leaning cities, Democratic leaders courageously stepped up to…
US Economy Flexes Harder Than Your Gym Bro in Q2, Still Can’t Bench Press Inflation
Another Quarter, Another Victory for Trump! The liberal media can’t stand it, but the economy is BOOMING! They said his…
Orange Man Bad: America to Foreign Students: GTFO After You Learn Stuff
Another brilliant move by President Trump to protect America from the socialist hordes trying to sneak in disguised as “students”!…
Lisa Cook, Patron Saint of Economic Stability, Responds to Trump’s Petty Pety Revenge Plot With Epic Lawsuit
Looks like another Deep State operative is crying to the courts because President Trump dared to hold her accountable! Lisa…
Two Point Hospital: Now With More Tentacles
Oh, great, ANOTHER update for Two Point Museum. Because what we REALLY needed was MORE content for a game we…