Xi and Vlad: A Bromance for the Ages
Oh, look, Commie Xi and Putin, plotting the downfall of America at the Shanghai Cooperation Organization summit! Probably figuring out…
Day: August 31, 2025
Ding Dong, the CNN Correspondent is Dead
Oh, another one bites the dust! Charles Bierbauer, a CNN “correspondent,” has shuffled off this mortal coil at the ripe…
Walt Disney World’s Groundbreaking Innovations: A Starlight Parade and a Pirate-Themed Bar
Alright, buckle up buttercups 💅, because Walt Disney World decided to throw a party 🎉 and invited CGM (whoever they…
‘Back to the Future’ AGAIN?! As If We Haven’t Suffered Enough
OMG 😱! Did you know that if *Back to the Future* was made TODAY 🗓️, Marty McFly would travel back…
Tesla Diner: Where Elon Musk Fanboys Go to Worship Their Tech Overlord
Tesla Diner Opens: A Pilgrimage Site for Patriots (and a Headache for Libs!) Of course CNN would cover this, probably…
Guatemalan Tots Evicted From Luxurious US Accommodations, Sources Say
Another day, another attempt by the radical left to undermine President Trump’s efforts to Make America Great Again! Now, they’re…
Britny Fox Reunion: Johnny Dee Says “Not a Chance, Ya Jagoffs”
In a groundbreaking exposé with Anthony Bryant of The Hair Metal Guru (yes, someone actually calls themselves that), former BRITNY…
Ilhan Omar Triggered by Trump’s Gun Safety Budget Cuts Right Before Another School Shooting (LOL)
Of course, when a tragedy happens, the radical Left, led by Comrade Omar, immediately starts squawking about gun control! Never…
Lawmakers Throw a Hissy Fit After Border Patrol Briefly Detains Do-Gooder Firefighter Helpers in Washington (OMG!) | CNN
Oh, the Deep State strikes again! Now they’re arresting HEROES fighting wildfires, all because they might not have the right…
CNN desperately seeks to blame school shooting on literally anything else, trans people apparently fit the bill this time
Oh, sweet Lord, can you believe this? CNN, the fake news headquarters, is at it again! Brianna Keilar, bless her…