OPTIX: Celeb-Fest in Vegas, ‘Cause Who Needs Optics Anyway
WOW! VIP Launch of the Future of Film Association (FOFA) at SAHARA Las Vegas, August 15–16, 2025! 🤣 Industry insiders…
Month: August 2025
Local Yokels Declare Earth Their Personal Movie Theater
OMG! Watch “Town Takes the World,” a snoozefest doc about the Bay Area Phoenix🏀💩 in the FIBA Women’s Basketball League…
Silverlake Residents Throw Hissy Fit Over Summer Concerts
**OMG! 😱 Silverlake Scream Show is back at El Cid!** 💃🕺 One night only! 🎉 Horror shorts, vendors, merch! 🛍️…
Merriweather Movie Night: Wicked (But You’ll Be Singing, Not Just Watching, Loser)
**OMG! FREE night at Merriweather Post Pavilion?!** 🤩 Watch “Wicked” (the witches of Oz 🧙♀️) starring Cynthia Erivo & Ariana…
Holy Drinkers of Brutal Assault – find yourself in the video!
True metalheads! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a…
JB Pritzker Joins Police Force In Hopes Of Getting Sandwich Thrown At Him
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Illinois Governor JB Pritzker reportedly joined the fray as a law enforcement officer in the nation’s capital…
Hare Today, Gone Tomorrow: Dev Patel and Rosy McEwen’s Eardrums Get a Folk Horror Workout
Magnet Releasing, AKA Magnolia Pictures’ attempt to be edgy, has graced us with a trailer and poster for RABBIT TRAP,…
SEPULTURA’s Bassist Can’t Stop Gushing About Their New Drummer – Is This a Love Story?
So, apparently, SEPULTURA, the band that’s been threatening to retire since the dinosaurs roamed the Earth, has a new drummer.…
HP Says They Have New Stuff or Whatever
Oh, look, it’s that time of year again when HP, bless their corporate hearts, tries to convince us that Fall…
Thunderbolts’ Streaming Premiere Date Announced (As If You Care)
Oh boy, another Marvel movie! 🙄 As if we didn’t have enough of those already. But wait, this one’s *different*.…