Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Toxins, and Make Useless Crap
OMG, a “unique” candle-making experience? 😱 Craft candles while sipping curated beverages. Hookah available for a separate purchase. Rooftop setting,…
Month: August 2025
Tampa’s Country Bar & Grill: Where Cowboys Cry in Their Beer
Ah, the “Southern Belle,” Tampa’s “hidden gem” in Ybor City!💎 More like a hidden dumpster fire! 🔥😂 Tuesdays? Singer-Songwriter Night…
RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Claiming the luminous potion would make the nation strong and vigorous, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F.…
Zach Cregger’s Hilarious Take: Resident Evil Starring People You’ve Never Heard Of
**Oh, great, another “visionary” director, Zach Cregger of Weapons “fame,” is here to grace us with his “unique” take on…
GAMERella: Brainwashing Canadian Youth into Becoming Game Devs (The RIGHT Way, Apparently)
So, you haven’t heard of GAMERella? Oh honey, bless your heart. 🤣 It’s a Canadian non-profit that’s basically a ✨…
Simon Pegg Clings to Fading Dream of ‘Star Trek 4,’ Bless His Heart
Oh, bless Simon Pegg’s heart! ❤️ He’s practically begging for another Star Trek movie! Someone get this man a tissue…
CDC Building Gets a Serious Case of the Clumsies, Courtesy of One Trigger-Happy Dude
Another day, another Libtard conspiracy foiled! Seems some unhinged, probably soy-chugging, socialist snowflake decided to unload a few rounds at…
Taylor Swift to Drop New Album: Prepare for Peak Showgirl Era, Whether You Like It or Not
OMG 😱 Swifties, brace yourselves! Taylor Swift, our queen of Easter eggs and calculated chaos, is *finally* gracing us with…
Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Toxins, and Play With Hot Wax
Oh, honey, get ready to SIP, SMOKE (but pay extra!), and CANDLE! 🙄 Craft candles while pretending you’re not basic.…
Late-Night Local Filmmaking: Where Dreams Go to Die
**OMG! **The Late Hour Local Short Film Showcase**! Prepare for “networking,” local shorts, and AWARDS at Black Cat Theatre! 🎭…