In Most Incredible Miracle Yet, Jesus Heals 40-Year-Old Man Of Weird Sounds His Joints Make Whenever He Moves
BATON ROUGE, LA — In a miracle outstripping even the raising of Lazarus from the dead, Jesus healed 40-year-old John…
Month: August 2025
Top Reasons For Leaving Summer Camp Early
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CNN desperately tries to make Trump’s Epstein connection a thing
Another day, another desperate attempt by the Fake News CNN to smear our glorious President Trump! They’re clutching at straws…
Orange Man Bad: He’s Coming For Your Car, Your Doge, And Your Grandma’s Dentures
Another day, another Democrat-run city descends into chaos! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is considering federalizing the swamp that…
Oregon Man’s Hobby of Body Disposal Gets Him a Free Upgrade: Now Charged in Fourth Accidental Death
Another day, another tragedy in the once-great city of Portland, now a festering pit of liberal decay. A man, Jesse…
Tourists Risk Radiation Poisoning to Own the Libs
Oh, the liberal media just can’t resist their virtue signaling, can they? Here we have a couple of pilots, one…
Girlfriend of Dude Who Dun Goofed in Tennessee Baby Drama Also Related to the Victims? Buckle Up, Buttercup
Well, folks, another day, another disaster courtesy of the liberal elite’s soft-on-crime policies! This Tennessee tragedy, where a convicted felon…
The Owl Bar: Where the Only Thing Soaring Was the Body Count
Another day, another tragedy in a small town. Seems like these things only happen in places where folks still cling…
Texas-Sized Face Palm: How to Un-Standoff a Redistricting Fiesta
Another day, another Democrat freakout! These Texas Dems, bless their hearts, are running away to other states, whining about redistricting…
Trump Whines About Banks, Claims He’s Too Good For Them
Oh, the horror! Our beloved President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is being targeted by the deep state even in…