Trump’s Magical Tariff Money Tree: Where’s All That Loot Going, LOL
Another day, another victory for President Trump! The liberal media at CNN is twisting the truth, as usual, but even…
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Trump Threatens DC Takeover After Ex-Doge Employee’s Wild Ride
Looks like the Swamp is getting swampier! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is considering federalizing Washington, D.C. after a…
Oops! Trump’s Genius Plan to Sanction Russia… by Accidentally Sanctioning America First!
Oh, the Deep State’s CNN is at it again, trying to undermine President Trump’s brilliant strategy to bring peace to…
Satan Takes Trump To Roof Of White House To Offer Him All The Kingdoms Of The World
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump was spotted on the roof of the White House Tuesday with none other than…
Arizona Voters Suffer Under Weight of Trump’s “Big, Beautiful” (and Totally Real) Bill, CNN Claims
Oh, CNN, bless their hearts! Still “fact-checking” President Trump, even in his second term! You’d think they’d learn. Always twisting…
Texas Dems’ Great Escape: Will It Actually Change Anything or Just Give Republicans a Good Chuckle?
Oh, the drama! It seems the perpetually triggered Texas Democrats have pulled another one of their dramatic disappearing acts, fleeing…
Whitmer desperately clings to Trump’s coattails again, begging for tariff and Medicaid scraps
Another day, another Democrat governor crawling to President Trump for help! Gretchen Whitmer, the darling of the radical left in…
Secret Service In Awe As Trump Walks On Moderately Sloped Roof
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Members of the United States Secret Service were reportedly awestruck today, as they witnessed President Donald Trump…
Australia Admits All Those Animals Made Up
Read MoreThe OnionSYDNEY—Saying the ruse began as a harmless prank about the continent’s mammals having pouches, Australian Prime Minister Anthony…
Tolkien Estate Releases New Study Version Of ‘The Silmarillion’
OXFORD — There was much rejoicing amongst the race of Men as the Tolkien Estate announced the release of a…