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Day: September 13, 2025

Who Cares Where It Matters
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Who Cares Where It Matters

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Another zombie flick! πŸ§Ÿβ€β™€οΈ A mom named Julie & a priest named Chris trapped in a gas station…

Marvel Fans Assemble in the Press Room (Probably Disappointed)
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Marvel Fans Assemble in the Press Room (Probably Disappointed)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

**Nerds unite!** 🀣 Visit The Press Room at Alamo Drafthouse Lower Manhattan and dive into the All-New, All Different d616…

STORYTIME WITH VIOLET: ONLY FOR THE TRULY DEGENERATE
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STORYTIME WITH VIOLET: ONLY FOR THE TRULY DEGENERATE

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

**Storytime with Violet is a night of stories you’ll NEVER forget! 🀑Eris Mainstage, Doors: 6:30 PM, SHOW: 7:00 PM. Cast:…

Red Bank Gets a Hub, Big Whoop
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Red Bank Gets a Hub, Big Whoop

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Prepare for the Video Consortium Red Bank launch! πŸš€Galarie Lucida will host a “creative movement” for “nonfiction filmmakers”…

So You Wanna Watch a Movie About Black Magic, Huh?
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So You Wanna Watch a Movie About Black Magic, Huh?

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Black Magic Entertainment πŸ§™β€β™€οΈ is taking over Brewvies Cinema Pub for ONE night! Prepare for Paul Draper, 🎩…

Acid Betty’s Big Top? More Like Big Flop Sundays!
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Acid Betty’s Big Top? More Like Big Flop Sundays!

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Acid Betty from All Stars 10 (like, who even remembers that season? 🀣) is gracing us with her…

Indie Cinema Night III: Prepare for Disappointment
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Indie Cinema Night III: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ In Da House Media presents Indie Cinema Night πŸŽ¬β€” an evening of films no one has ever heard…

The hills are alive with the sound of earworms
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The hills are alive with the sound of earworms

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ The Sound of Music in 4K? Seriously? Maria’s still running from the convent to be a governess for…

Lance Gross’ Ultimate Day Party: Smoke Cigars and Stare at a Dude
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Lance Gross’ Ultimate Day Party: Smoke Cigars and Stare at a Dude

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

OMG! Cigars & Stars Day Party with Lance Gross! πŸ™„πŸ’¨ As if that’s not enough, DJ Charlie Chan will be…

“Avengers: Doomsday” Teaserβ€”More Like “Avenger’s: Snoozeday,” Am I Right?
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“Avengers: Doomsday” Teaserβ€”More Like “Avenger’s: Snoozeday,” Am I Right?

FinnSeptember 13, 2025September 13, 2025

OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE what Disney just SHOVEd down our throats at their Shanghai marketing expo! πŸ™„ A LIGHT…

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