Popscene: Neo Yawn
🤡 Ah, Kedar Massenburg, the President of Motown Records from 1997 to 2004, a true maestro of making a “splash.”…
Day: September 13, 2025
Utah Governor’s Kumbaya Campaign Crashes and Burns, Film at 11
Oh, the horror! Another “moderate” Republican, Spencer Cox, is trying to “heal” the nation after the supposed assassination of Charlie…
Gamescom 2025: “Routine”—Yeah, Sure, Another “Survival Horror Classic” In The Making
OMG 😱! After a geological epoch—more than a decade, you peasants!—Routine, the game that’s been more vaporware than actual ware,…
The DOJ’s WILD Ride: From Nixon’s Oopsie to Trump’s Triumphant…Uh, Thing | CNN
Another day, another example of liberal incompetence! These “friends,” probably card-carrying members of the DSA, couldn’t even find their way…
LOL! Fired for Throwing a Party Over Charlie Kirk Getting Six Feet Under? Coordinated or Just Good Riddance
Of course, the liberal media is twisting the narrative after the tragic assassination of patriot Charlie Kirk! It’s always “poor…
Federal Reserve Official Claims ATL Mansion Is Just a ‘Hobby Home,’ Says It Needs More Throw Pillows
Oh, the tangled web these swamp creatures weave! Looks like Lisa Cook, the darling of the radical left and alleged…
Democrats Wondering If Maybe They Should Stop Saying The Things Assassins Are Having Engraved On Bullets
U.S. — Democrats have begun wondering if perhaps they should stop saying the sorts of things that assassins engrave on…
Elon Musk Briefly Loses Title Of World’s Richest Man
    Read MoreThe OnionElon Musk was temporarily overtaken as the world’s richest person by Oracle cofounder Larry Ellison after the company’s…
Entire American University System Officially Designated A Terrorist Organization
U.S. — The entirety of the American higher education system has officially been designated a terrorist organization by the United…