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Day: September 17, 2025

Obamacare: The Reason Your Government Might Just Take a Permanent Vacation, Maybe
Elephant Reads CNN

Obamacare: The Reason Your Government Might Just Take a Permanent Vacation, Maybe

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

Obamacare Subsidies Extension? More Like a Socialist Handout Extension! Can you believe these Democrats are at it again, trying to…

CNN Asks: Gen Z Deletes TikTok, World Implodes
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CNN Asks: Gen Z Deletes TikTok, World Implodes

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

Oh, the horror! These delicate snowflakes are logging off the internet? Probably because they can’t handle the TRUTH! Back in…

SOEN? More Like SO-WHAT? Band Announces Seventh Album, ‘Reliance’ (Yawn)
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SOEN? More Like SO-WHAT? Band Announces Seventh Album, ‘Reliance’ (Yawn)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

SOEN, those Swedish purveyors of… uh… *progressive metal* (🤣), are gracing us with their seventh studio album, “Reliance”, dropping on…

Echo & The Bunnymen Announce They’re Still Alive (Barely) Tour
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Echo & The Bunnymen Announce They’re Still Alive (Barely) Tour

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

🤡 Echo & The Bunnymen, those relics from a bygone era, have officially announced a “major” nationwide tour for 2026!…

Bill Cassidy and RFK Jr’s bromance: About to go down in flames
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Bill Cassidy and RFK Jr’s bromance: About to go down in flames

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here! Senator Cassidy, bless his heart, thought he could buddy up with RFK…

Splinter Cell: Deathwatch – A Trailer So Bad, It’s Actually Hilarious
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Splinter Cell: Deathwatch – A Trailer So Bad, It’s Actually Hilarious

FinnSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

Sam Fisher is back…again? This time, it’s “personal,” which, let’s be honest, is code for “we ran out of original…

“Brace Yourselves, The Fed Is About To Do Something (Maybe)”
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“Brace Yourselves, The Fed Is About To Do Something (Maybe)”

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

Oh, the Deep State Federal Reserve is at it again, folks! They’re “considering” cutting interest rates, supposedly to help the…

YOU’RE KIDDING, CHARLIE KIRK’S DEAD?! UVU Students Brave the Aftermath of TPUSA’s Mishap
Elephant Reads CNN

YOU’RE KIDDING, CHARLIE KIRK’S DEAD?! UVU Students Brave the Aftermath of TPUSA’s Mishap

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

Oh, the delicate snowflakes at Utah Valley University are returning to class after the tragic demise of conservative hero Charlie…

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