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Day: September 23, 2025

Jimmy Kimmel’s Comedy Career Enters WWE-Style Cage Match with Broadcast TV’s Decrepit Corpse
Elephant Reads CNN

Jimmy Kimmel’s Comedy Career Enters WWE-Style Cage Match with Broadcast TV’s Decrepit Corpse

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2025September 23, 2025

Oh, the drama! The liberal elites thought they could silence our beloved President Trump by going after Jimmy Kimmel? Think…

Palworld: PalFart, Where Your Pals Finally Produce Something Useful (Besides Trauma)
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Palworld: PalFart, Where Your Pals Finally Produce Something Useful (Besides Trauma)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2025September 23, 2025

Oh, honey, hold onto your hats ๐Ÿ‘’ because Pocketpair, those masterminds of “totally original” ideas ๐Ÿ’ก, haven’t slowed down one…

Tears For Fears’ “Songs From The Big Chair” Turns 40, Still Not Actually A Chair
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Tears For Fears’ “Songs From The Big Chair” Turns 40, Still Not Actually A Chair

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 23, 2025September 23, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Another 40th-anniversary edition of Songs From The Big Chair โ€“ by those TOTALLY obscure guys, Tears For Fears…

Google Claims 90% of Tech Nerds Now Relying on Robots to Do Their Jobs, World About to End
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Google Claims 90% of Tech Nerds Now Relying on Robots to Do Their Jobs, World About to End

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2025September 23, 2025

Another day, another sign of the impending socialist takeover, folks! This time, it’s those Google-loving liberals pushing their AI agenda,…

Trump throws tantrum, cancels meeting because Democrats won’t let him build his wall
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump throws tantrum, cancels meeting because Democrats won’t let him build his wall

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2025September 23, 2025

Another day, another Democrat temper tantrum threatening to shut down the government! Crooked Schumer and Hakeem “Who?” Jeffries are holding…

Evanescence Finally Sorta Close to Maybe Finishing New Album, No Seriously This Time
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Evanescence Finally Sorta Close to Maybe Finishing New Album, No Seriously This Time

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 23, 2025September 23, 2025

So, at the Louder Than Life festival in Kentucky (where dreams go to die ๐Ÿ˜‚), Amy Lee of EVANESCENCE ๐Ÿฅ€,…

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