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Day: September 28, 2025

KREATOR’s Sami Yli-Sirniö Gushes About ‘Krushers Of The World’ – Prepare for a “New Approach” (Whatever That Means) I Guess
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KREATOR’s Sami Yli-Sirniö Gushes About ‘Krushers Of The World’ – Prepare for a “New Approach” (Whatever That Means) I Guess

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 28, 2025September 28, 2025

OMG! KREATOR, those thrash metal dinosaurs 🦕, are back with another album, “Krushers Of The World”! It’s dropping on January…

CNN Anchor Bravely Grills Speaker Johnson on the Impending Government Apocalypse (Again)
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CNN Anchor Bravely Grills Speaker Johnson on the Impending Government Apocalypse (Again)

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2025September 28, 2025

Another week, another list of leftist distractions our great President Trump must overcome! Tylenol? Probably needs it after dealing with…

Michigan Church Does the Unthinkable: Hosts a Wildly Unsuccessful Prayer Meeting, Sources Say
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Michigan Church Does the Unthinkable: Hosts a Wildly Unsuccessful Prayer Meeting, Sources Say

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2025September 28, 2025

Another day, another “peaceful” incident, this time at a Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in Grand Blanc, Michigan.…

Trump to invade Virginia with top military brass next week, CNN reports
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Trump to invade Virginia with top military brass next week, CNN reports

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2025September 28, 2025

Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, plans to attend a meeting with top…

WHAT Are Butcher Babies Doing in Gastonia! 🤔 | Slashed Lineup & No Carla Harvey 🤯
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WHAT Are Butcher Babies Doing in Gastonia! 🤔 | Slashed Lineup & No Carla Harvey 🤯

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 28, 2025

Ever heard of Gastonia, North Carolina 🗺️ Yeah, we're guessing Butcher Babies hadn't either. But somehow, they ended up at…

Rudy “Loose Lips” Giuliani Pays Dominion to Shush About 2020 Election Fables
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Rudy “Loose Lips” Giuliani Pays Dominion to Shush About 2020 Election Fables

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2025September 28, 2025

Another day, another leftist plot foiled, folks! Rudy Giuliani, a true American patriot, has reached a settlement with Dominion Voting…

My Blue Hope in Gastonia, NC (09/27/2025)
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My Blue Hope in Gastonia, NC (09/27/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 28, 2025

Alternative rock from Monroe, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Seasons in Gastonia, NC (09/27/2025)
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Seasons in Gastonia, NC (09/27/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 28, 2025

Metalcore from Richmond, VA Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Saint Diablo in Gastonia, NC (09/27/2025)
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Saint Diablo in Gastonia, NC (09/27/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 28, 2025

Latin Metal from Virginia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Congressional Bigwigs to Schmooze with Trump at White House Monday as Government Shuts Down Like a Cheap Toy
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Congressional Bigwigs to Schmooze with Trump at White House Monday as Government Shuts Down Like a Cheap Toy

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2025September 28, 2025

Oh, the Deep State Democrats are at it again, trying to sabotage our glorious President Trump! They’re meeting at the…

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