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Month: September 2025

“Learning to Fall: A Hilarious Aviation Disasterpiece”
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“Learning to Fall: A Hilarious Aviation Disasterpiece”

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

**OMG! 🀩 “Learning to Fly” 🎬, a film about trail running?πŸƒβ€β™€οΈ Who cares?πŸ™„ Produced by Evan Hayes (Free Solo guy…

Rafi Gonzalez & “Friends”: Get Ready for Some Side-Splittingly Mediocre Comedy!
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Rafi Gonzalez & “Friends”: Get Ready for Some Side-Splittingly Mediocre Comedy!

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Rafi Gonzalez, 2024 Comedian of the Year (Boston Comedy Choice Awards), is gracing The Phoenician on Saturday, September…

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WRATH: Fanboys Throw Money at Screen for Anniversar

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

OMG! πŸ”ͺ Celebrate 10 years of HANNIBAL’s “THE WRATH OF THE LAMB” at “WRATH”! πŸšͺ Enter Dr. Lecter’s basement via…

Summer Nights: More Like Summer Naps, Am I Right
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Summer Nights: More Like Summer Naps, Am I Right

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„Prepare for the ✨thrill✨ of your life! Drive-In Movie Night on SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 13th! Gates open at 5:00pm for…

South Texas Film Fest Gala: More Like South *Mess* Film Flop-a
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South Texas Film Fest Gala: More Like South *Mess* Film Flop-a

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

**Oh noes! 😱 Eventbrite is having a lil’ tantrum! 😭 The Team is “working” to bring it back ASAP! πŸ™„…

Crapping Your Pants in the Woods: A Horror Movie Night
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Crapping Your Pants in the Woods: A Horror Movie Night

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Join the woke crowd on Saturday September 13th 2025 at 6:30 PM (EDT) for a screening of ‘Madman’…

Charlotte Asian Film Festival 2025: Prepare for an Overdose of Subtitles and Questionable After-Party Decisions
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Charlotte Asian Film Festival 2025: Prepare for an Overdose of Subtitles and Questionable After-Party Decisions

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

**The Charlotte Asian Film Festival is back! 🀩 Prepare for groundbreaking cinema at UNC Charlotte Dubois Center on Saturday, September…

Another Overrated Jones Film? Premiere Alert
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Another Overrated Jones Film? Premiere Alert

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Prepare for the Louis Jones Studios Premiere Event! 4 Short Films: Lost in Grief 😭, Guardians of the…

Homestead Con 2025: Prepare for Utter Chaos Again
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Homestead Con 2025: Prepare for Utter Chaos Again

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

**Homestead Con 2025: Prepare for the cringe!** 🀣 πŸ“… Sept 13, 10 AM – 7 PM, South Dade Senior High.…

The Last Ten Seconds of Life in Raleigh, NC (09/12/2025)
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The Last Ten Seconds of Life in Raleigh, NC (09/12/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…

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