Federal Reserve Official Claims ATL Mansion Is Just a ‘Hobby Home,’ Says It Needs More Throw Pillows
Oh, the tangled web these swamp creatures weave! Looks like Lisa Cook, the darling of the radical left and alleged…
Month: September 2025
Democrats Wondering If Maybe They Should Stop Saying The Things Assassins Are Having Engraved On Bullets
U.S. — Democrats have begun wondering if perhaps they should stop saying the sorts of things that assassins engrave on…
Elon Musk Briefly Loses Title Of World’s Richest Man
Read MoreThe OnionElon Musk was temporarily overtaken as the world’s richest person by Oracle cofounder Larry Ellison after the company’s…
Entire American University System Officially Designated A Terrorist Organization
U.S. — The entirety of the American higher education system has officially been designated a terrorist organization by the United…
Nile in Raleigh, NC (09/12/2025)
First time with a new vocalist/bassist Adam Roethlisberger Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…
Cryptopsy n Raleigh, NC (09/12/2025)
Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…
SAM TRIPOLI: Saturday Night Shenanigans or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Conspiracy
**Sam Tripoli, a comedian from Cortland, NY, will perform at The Comedy Bar (partnered with Gino’s East 🍕!) in Chicago.…
Jax Fuse Film Fest: Prepare for Mediocrity
Film Day at Jax Fuse? 🤣 More like a cringe-fest of “independent cinema” in Northeast Florida! 🎬 Prepare for film…
St. Paulywood Celebrates 5 Years of Pretending to Be a Real Cinema
**OMG! 😱 TriLingua’s 5th Anniversary! 🥳 FREE hot dogs 🌭 & popcorn 🍿! As if! 🙄 Swede Hollow Cafe will…
Darren Fleet: A Name You’ll Forget by Monday
**LOL! Darren Fleet, of Wild n’ Out “fame,”🤡 has been “shaking” (more like mildly inconveniencing) pop culture since 2014.😹 He…