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Day: October 2, 2025

Jane Goodall, Author Of ‘15 Amazing Monkey Facts For Kids,’ Dies At 91
The Onion

Jane Goodall, Author Of ‘15 Amazing Monkey Facts For Kids,’ Dies At 91

FinnOctober 2, 2025October 2, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post Jane Goodall, Author Of ‘15 Amazing Monkey Facts For Kids,’ Dies At 91 appeared first on…

Pope Condemns God For Instituting The Death Penalty
Babylon Bee

Pope Condemns God For Instituting The Death Penalty

FinnOctober 2, 2025

VATICAN CITY — The supreme pontiff of the Catholic Church issued a sharp criticism of the Almighty Creator of the…

Trump’s MAGA Minions Invade Cities: Feds Gone Wild
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s MAGA Minions Invade Cities: Feds Gone Wild

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2025October 2, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump in his quest to Make America Safe Again! Those spineless liberals at CNN…

Tesla Sales Briefly Not Sinking, Experts Predict Doom Soon
Elephant Reads CNN

Tesla Sales Briefly Not Sinking, Experts Predict Doom Soon

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2025October 2, 2025

Record Tesla sales? Don’t let the Liberal Lamestream Media (LSM) fool you! This is just the last gasp of a…

White House Uses Portland Protests as Excuse to Unleash Trump’s Crime-Fighting Fantasy on America
Elephant Reads CNN

White House Uses Portland Protests as Excuse to Unleash Trump’s Crime-Fighting Fantasy on America

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2025October 1, 2025

Another day, another Democrat city descends into chaos, and who’s there to clean up the mess? That’s right, President Trump!…

Rep. Jeffries Weeps: Biden’s White House Ghosted Me Since, Like, Forever Ago
Elephant Reads CNN

Rep. Jeffries Weeps: Biden’s White House Ghosted Me Since, Like, Forever Ago

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2025October 1, 2025

Another day, another Democrat trying to blame our glorious President Trump for their own failures! Representative Lawler, bless his heart,…

Jane Goodall’s Charity Addiction: A CNN Exposé
Elephant Reads CNN

Jane Goodall’s Charity Addiction: A CNN Exposé

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2025October 1, 2025

Oh, here we go again! CNN, still pushing the leftist agenda with their latest saint, Jane Goodall, the chimpanzee charmer.…

Justice Department Hilariously Boots Prosecutor Over Fake News Comey Link, Twitter Still Blaming Hillary
Elephant Reads CNN

Justice Department Hilariously Boots Prosecutor Over Fake News Comey Link, Twitter Still Blaming Hillary

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2025October 1, 2025

Another Deep State operative bites the dust! Seems President Trump is cleaning house, and about time too! This Ben’Ary character,…

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