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Day: October 10, 2025

PANAMA 66: Old Dude Hangs Out
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PANAMA 66: Old Dude Hangs Out

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Panama 66 presents: “The Lodger: A Story of the London Fog” (1927), re-scored live by MORRICONE YOUTH! 🤡…

“Inflation for US Producers Cooled Down” aka “We’re All Doomed, Just Slightly Slower Now”
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“Inflation for US Producers Cooled Down” aka “We’re All Doomed, Just Slightly Slower Now”

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Another day, another attempt by the Liberal Lamestream Media to undermine our GREAT President Trump’s booming economy! They’re touting a…

Deadpool Almost Ruined the ‘Peacemaker’ Finale
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Deadpool Almost Ruined the ‘Peacemaker’ Finale

FinnOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

🤡OMG! You won’t BELIEVE how close we were to seeing Deadpool RUIN Peacemaker Season 2! 🤣 Like, seriously, James Gunn…

Mindsye Devs Throw Epic Tantrum, Claim Leadership Made Them Feel Like Yesterday’s News
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Mindsye Devs Throw Epic Tantrum, Claim Leadership Made Them Feel Like Yesterday’s News

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Oh honey, 💅 where do I even BEGIN with this dumpster fire 🔥 of a game studio? Apparently, nearly 100…

CNN Business Presents: Ribbiting Resistance or Right-Wing Reptiles? The Totally Real Info War Over, Like, ICE or Something
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Business Presents: Ribbiting Resistance or Right-Wing Reptiles? The Totally Real Info War Over, Like, ICE or Something

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Another day, another leftist media outlet trying to undermine our glorious President Trump! CNN, still whining about “propaganda” videos from…

Lindsey Halligan’s Epic Fail: Did She REALLY Think Tish James and Pam Bondi Were BFFs Plotting Trump’s Downfall
Elephant Reads CNN

Lindsey Halligan’s Epic Fail: Did She REALLY Think Tish James and Pam Bondi Were BFFs Plotting Trump’s Downfall

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Another day, another Deep State operative brought to justice! It seems President Trump’s enemies are finally getting what they deserve.…

Trump throws tantrum, threatens China’s precious dirt supply
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump throws tantrum, threatens China’s precious dirt supply

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

China’s Xi Jinping, probably in league with the woke mob, is trying to pull a fast one on our GREAT…

DANKO JONES Burps Out New Single ‘Diamond In The Rough’ Featuring Some Guy Named MARTY FRIEDMAN
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DANKO JONES Burps Out New Single ‘Diamond In The Rough’ Featuring Some Guy Named MARTY FRIEDMAN

Chord F. DiscordOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Behold, the mighty (and I use that term VERY loosely) DANKO JONES, Toronto’s (allegedly) hardest-hitting rock ‘n’ roll trio, is…

Halo Art Guy Walks After 17 Years, Leaves Salty Note Like a Sore Loser
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Halo Art Guy Walks After 17 Years, Leaves Salty Note Like a Sore Loser

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Oh no, another one bites the dust! 👋 Glenn Israel, a so-called “art director” (we use that term loosely, folks…

Stocks Take a Tumble as Trump Channels His Inner China-Bashing Rockstar, Trade War Encore Anyone
Elephant Reads CNN

Stocks Take a Tumble as Trump Channels His Inner China-Bashing Rockstar, Trade War Encore Anyone

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Oh, no! The stock market hiccuped because President Trump dared to stand up to China! Clearly, this is a sign…

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