CHEAP TRICK Dumps ‘The Riff That Won’t Quit’ (Yeah Right) Single From Forthcoming ‘All Washed Up’ Album (Finally)
Oh, great, more “rock” from the dinosaurs. CHEAP TRICK, those guys who haven’t been relevant since before your grandma was…
Day: October 10, 2025
Scorpions: Still Stinging After All These Years (Like a Really Annoying Bee)
OMG! 😱 The geriatric rockers SCORPIONS, still clinging to life after SIX DECADES (👴👴👴), are unleashing “From The First Sting”,…
Xbox Surrenders: Ex-Microsoft Leader Claims They’re Too Tired for Hardware, Wants to Play Games Instead
Oh, honey, grab your popcorn 🍿! Laura Fryer, a former Xbox bigwig, decided to drop a truth bomb 💣 on…
CNN’s Daniel Dale Bravely Fact-Checks Trump’s “Big, Beautiful Bill” (Spoiler Alert: It’s Not)
Oh, CNN, still “fact-checking” our glorious President Trump! You’d think after eight years of winning, they’d learn. This “big, beautiful…
Iron Maiden Gets Minted: Officially Older Than Your Dad’s Coin Collection
The Royal Mint, bless their cotton socks, has decided to slap IRON MAIDEN‘s mug on a coin. 🙄 Apparently, these…
Tomato Apocalypse Imminent, Prepare Your Bland Sandwiches Now
Oh no, not tomatoes! The radical leftist media at CNN is at it again, trying to scare Americans with tales…
Subnautica 2 Founders Throw a Hissy Fit, Sue Krafton for Being Too Demanding Like a Bratty Bride
Oh, the drama! 🎭 Apparently, after getting the boot 🥾 this month, the oh-so-important founders of Unknown Worlds are crying…
ICE’s Popularity Plummets Faster Than My GPA After Discovering Memes
Oh, the liberal media is at it again, folks! CNN is clutching their pearls because President Trump’s big, beautiful agenda…
5 Things 2 Know on Sept 5: USA Plays Sanctions Game, NOLA Still Exists, Pew Pew Ban, Map Shenanigans, Texas Aqua Park
Folks, can you believe the liberal media is still pushing their agenda, even in 2025? They’re trying to make Trump…
“Your Power Bill is Gonna Decide the Next President, Apparently”
Oh, the horror! It seems even CNN is begrudgingly admitting that electricity bills are soaring, just as we conservatives have…